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Nationality: Welsh Age: 36 Height: 5’4 Eyes: Green Hair: Brunette/shoulder length Womanly curves: 38(B)-30-38. Personal preference: Waxed and trimmed Telephone: 07826 802739 Email: abby.lloyd@hotmail.co.uk I MAY BE GOOD FOR NOTHING BUT I AM NEVER BAD FOR NOTHING! mae west It's All About Me! First off you need to know I am a very NORMAL woman! I was out walking and minding my own business the other weekend when these two ladies sat on a bench were having a conversation about a friend of theirs (I am assuming a friend of theirs - but with friends like that, as the saying goes). The bit of their conversation I caught went like this: '...you know like those women that work as escorts, prostitutes - constantly at it and done up to the nines. You can spot them a mile off. I think they all need to go and have sex therapy, like that Tiger Woods is apparently having... Honestly, if she was charging for it, she'd be a millionaire by now... The harlot. I would not give a woman like that the time of day...' Yes, they really did use the word Harlot which tickled me greatly. If your going to have a conversation like that, have it in private! You never know who is walking by and listening in! That particular day I was walking by and listening in. They stopped their conversation, smiled at me, I smiled back, stopped for a minute to catch my breath (it was a long walk and I was far, far away from the cafe and the coffee!) I commented on the lovely weather of the morning and they chatted back easily and happily. Then I went along my way - After I asked them for a time check! I got the time of day from them. I suppose my point here is - I am indeed one of these persons in need of sex therapy, in their opinion, apparently I can be spotted at a hundred yards as well - only they failed to spot me. They failed to spot me because as much as I would love to walk about in my normal day to day life dressed as Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge - the sheer effort of looking that good 24 hours a day would exhaust me. I will make the effort to look as good as I possibly can wherever I go and whatever I do but I am really just a regular, normal woman that does regular, normal things and just happens to work, I like to think of it as, a very special job! Speculation on what escorts are really like is wide and varied. The reason for that is women are wide and varied. It takes all sorts. People are different. No two peas in the pod are the same, but all are very tasty... This particular escort is a very down to earth person. There are no aires and graces around my place! I was brought up to think that nobody is better than you and you are better than nobody - everybody is equal. I do not put on a show for my clients as I once tried to do that and found it terribly draining mentally. So I am just myself when working. I present myself nicely, I work hard, I care about what I do and I give it 100%. I am prone to being lazy and will totally and utterly take advantage of a client that says 'You lay back there, I want to spoil you today...' Be my guest! We all have a lazy side to us and mine likes to show itself if the invitation is offered. I love to laugh. You will find I crack silly jokes and my sense of humour is rather black, rather dry. I want to have fun in my work and so far I have succeeded in many a lovely hour or so being spent laughing, playing and relaxing. I have sent many a man out of my door and on his way with a twinkle in his eye, a spring in his step and a zest for life afresh in his personality. I even valiantly attempt to bring a smile to the faces of the most seemingly downtrodden men. Not all of my bookings go swimmingly well, this is not a fairy tale! There are some men out there that think I am frivolous and silly when I crack a joke or tell a tall tale about something or somebody I bumped into (no names of course, I am discresion itself!) But I try, I try really hard to find what tickles their funnybone and get them to let go a bit. If there is one thing I can not be knocked for it is my tenacity. I will try hard to ensure the booking is a success and both parties emerge from it happy, healthy and glad they did what they just did. I like to treat my clients with a very friendly RESPECT. I adore good manners. My aim is to make the time we spend together great for the both of us. It is with this in mind I only see a few clients a week. As a result of that, my bookings are never routine, they are always fresh, fun and lively. I care very much for what I do here. I value a good reputation and I aim to satisfy and please. I give an outstanding GFE as I happen to think this is an essential part of the whole experience, so, you will get a lot of hugging and kissing and general snuggling up here! Please do read through this site and if there is anything at all you are uncertain or unsure about, feel free to contact me. My contact details are plastered all over the site so you have no excuse about not knowing how to get in touch! Abby xxx 