No, that’s not my father above, given the header for this entry and the picture up top, you might be all jumping to conclusions – my father does not look this mental – he looks FAR more mental than that!
Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi,
Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri;
Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mâd,
Tros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed.
To all non Welsh readers:
I know you all think we are bonkers in Wales but we can talk about you in a language you don’t know so beware!
Yes, it’s that time of year again – I hope Gareth does not mind being posted up on an escorts blog but really, how mental does he look in this picture? I love it! That is the look we shall throw the English Saturday at 5pm – be afraid, be very afraid, we are mental idiots over the bridge who will chew you up and spit you out as cartilage!
Aside from me – I am lovely and you should all be rushing to book me now! I am the only sane person in Wales!
And when we crush the English with our mighty, uh, might… Then I will be the only sane person in Wales for sure! I will smile with quiet conviction when the rest of the country goes bananas and gets rollicking drunk while singing Tom Jones on the streets, clutching their bottles of beer, carrying their leaks and kissing their rugby shirts and that’s just the girl’s! You need to see the guys!
This is not an anti English post although it might seem that way – I will be the same as each week passes with every other side we play!
Come on Wales!
It is with the rugby in mind I inform all regular gents and any newbies that might be reading this and thinking, bottles of beer and a leak? I am booking her! To please book in advance for the next 6 weekends and avoid if possible, all game times. I am hooked on the game and have reserved my right to watch avidly. If your looking for a time when the game is on – it will still be on even if your here! I will not turn off the Tv, I will be watching it over your shoulder and when I scream out ‘Oh God! Yeah baby!’ It is more likely to be at a try than sheer ecstasy! I can’t even apologise for it – I do love the rugby!
Should we loose a game, I will be in need of severe attention to ease the pain! You have all been warned….
Happy six nations all! Good luck to those supporting the other teams as your going to need it – we are coming to get you all, be afraid, be very afraid…
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