Swansea
Escort
07826 802739

TEL: 07826 802739

EMAIL: abby.lloyd@hotmail.co.uk

ETIQUETTE IS KNOWING HOW TO YAWN WITH YOUR MOUTH SHUT! mae west

 Okay, this is the stern bit! This is the one and only time you will catch me in a Wicked Witch of the West moment..!

Manners please!

Your my client for the time we spend together.

Your my possible client when you call or email me.

I respect my clients - please respect me.

I am pretty easy going.  But I absolutely believe it costs NOTHING to be polite. I do not take kindly to impolite people and as for the downright rude I will not entertain it for a second. I will not answer your email if your rude. I will not ever pick up your call again if your rude over the phone.

 Unlike 99% of other client/provider relationships, this is the 1% where the client is not always right.

It is not right to be verbally abusive to me - if you don't agree with what I do for a living, get off my site and keep your opinions about me to yourself. I do not care what you think. I will never be goaded into a ping-pong style argument with you about the ethics of what happens here.

This is a legal profession, I pay my taxes. I am a happy and, I think, a nice person.  I know exactly what I am and what I am doing. The question has to be, if your contacting me to abuse me, do you know what you are and what you are doing? There are laws against harassment. 

If you think I am stupid because you constantly email me or call me, with different addresses and phone numbers, look sharp... I treat every email and call I get with the highest of respect. But I am not stupid. I know a repeat offender when I see one. I know a time waster - I can spot you at a hundred yards. 

I do not partake in ANY drugs at all. I will not put up with a drunk client. I will not tolerate any drug taking while you are visiting me for an incall and am not particularly keen on you taking any form of drugs when I visit you for an outcall.

Confidentiality is a given. I do not discuss you with anybody, not even other escorts. I will however notify them of a bad egg so you will have trouble getting another booking with a good escort in the future if you have been in any way threatening or aggressive towards me.
But I am sure your going to be lovely so all the above is merely a kindly warning that all good escorts should give!

   I shall say it sternly: NO CONDOM - NO FUN. Please do not insult me by asking for bareback. I am a clean, healthy and responsible escort with the rest of my life ahead of me.  You have the rest of your life ahead of you - let's not ruin it... I DO NOT CARE THAT  ''OTHER ESCORTS DO BAREBACK'' I DO NOT AND NEVER WILL.