Swansea
Escort
07826 802739

TEL:  07826 802739

EMAIL: abby.lloyd@hotmail.com

This is just a general how to do it advice page!

You have read my site and wish to contact me but are unsure how it all works? You want to call me up but don't want to come across as a stuttering fool, or worse, you call me up and ask me how it works and I sigh (I sigh as it's probably the 10th call I have had that hour where I am asked how this works and am starting to feel a bit like a parrot on helium as I rush through another explanation of how it all goes from first phonecall in....). My sigh puts you off and it's all downhill from there....

To save you the cringing moment of 'God, she answered, what do I say? I know! I will ask how it works...' I have decided to briefly outline it all here, so, once you have read this and decide to give me a call, at least you can start off by saying 'I read the how to do it page and I would like to know if your available to do it!?'  That's a much better start to the conversation I think!

In truth there are no set rules and regulations as to how it all goes. This is all just general information and advice. How I generally conduct the whole process from first phonecall to end of booking! We are all individual and no two bookings are ever the same.

So we are on the phone. You can ask me whatever you like just be aware I am not going to be graphic with you. It's pretty clear on this site what I will and will not do. What body shape I am and I guess, what personality I am.

I don't ever send out pictures, there are pictures here for you to look at. You will never get me to send you a face picture - stupidity is not one of my assets! Nobody has run away from me yet once they meet me face to face. If your not happy with me when you arrive, you can leave. Nobody is going to hold a gun to your head and make you stay!

You have made the booking. Great!

When you arrive here or I arrive to you, there are no set rules, as said, for how it all goes. It all depends on what your looking for.

I generally take the time to chat with you for the first 10 minutes. By chatting to you face to face, I can get a better idea of who you are and what you are aiming to get out of the time. I will sometimes ask, if I can not read you too well, how you see the time going? Just tell me! Not much shocks me and nothing you can say to me is going to raise my eyebrow (unless of course you request I do the fandango while belting out a boy band song, dressed in pvc and declaring undying love for Louie Walsh!)

As the GFE is my speciality, I will not, unless asked of course, go right in for the kill! Your going to get some cuddles and some smiles and some banter while your undressing or I am undressing you. I am happy to talk about myself but only to a point. My personal life/time away from work life is largely off limits. I am not going to ask you about your personal life either. I am going to be happy to talk about only as much as you are comfortable talking about.  Things generally go easy at my bookings, there is an easy atmosphere and there is no rush to do anything at all. I like to take my time and I like you to be comfortable with the situation.

And guys... If you can do it more than once in the hour/s then you are free to do it more than once - just leave me able to walk away in a lady-like manner! The walk like a cowboy look was never my style!

To ease the nerves a bit I normally have music on when taking an incall. Music can be anything really, my choice is wide and varied. Sometimes, I like the radio on, in another room as background noise, it just eases the silence a bit. I apologise, in advance, if I get carried away with a particular song or worse, a quiz is on the radio and I blurt out the answer! This does not mean I am not concentrating on you! It means I am a woman and I can multi-task! It also means I am relaxed with you, you have arrived, we have got on well, we are happy and I know the answer to that question! So take it as a good sign. A non-relaxed me would not move along to the music or express delight at getting a question right on a radio quiz!

I will offer you coffee, tea, water. I will offer up cake (if I have any in). I do not clock watch, you don't need to be booted out of bed and the house on the dot of time up but I like to run to schedule and possibly have plans for the rest of my day after you have called to visit me so I don't allow a silly amount of time to pass after your booking is up!

I am low key if visiting you. It is easy to visit me as parking is not a problem and neighbours are not either. Nobody is going to know why I am visiting you or why you are calling on me, so relax. All is in hand and all is well.

I am clean and tidy, I like my place clean and tidy.

I am regularly checked out (every 3 months) for all the nasties you can imagine and am that clean and tidy and careful, I can assure you, your safer coming to see me than picking up a gal in a club!

When you visit me nobody else will be here. Don't take that to mean I have no security. Help is a simple blank text message away and will be here, with a key to get in, within seconds and help is a nice, big, burly man so don't go there, don't misbehave!

Somebody always knows where I am at every single minute of a booking. This is for my safety only and not at all, in any way, aimed at worrying you. Your confidentiality is a given.

And I think that is about it! If I have failed to cover anything here I will no doubt add it on as and when, or if you have any questions not covered here, call me up. I can't sigh and do my parrot on helium if I have failed to cover a valid question!

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